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Can I Be Your Hero Baby?

By: Matthew - Filed under: Animals, Reality, Video
super dogs away!!!!

I know I know, I’ve been doing videos lately. Buuuuuuuuut this video is down right amazing. Most people wouldn’t even do this for another human, let alone a dog. What you’re about to see is real. I love love love love love dogs, they are the best friend anyone could ask for. You’ll see in this video how amazing they are, and how you’re gonna throw your cat in the garbage. So here it is!!!

If you’re a dog hater, this will change your outlooks on how dogs are….

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It’s Only Funny When It Hurts. You Know This…

By: Matthew - Filed under: Everyday Life, Humor, Live Performances, Reality
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You know it’s funny when someone else get’s hurt from their own doing. It’s fucking hilarious when someone does a bike trick thinking they’re the tits. Now when the trick comes 85% of the time they are going to eat shit. You know this, your grandma knows this, your sister knows this, and of course your mom knows this. The best ones to me are where the dudes skate or ride their bikes, and they try to grind. I’m like “Damn this is booty, he’s gonna land it.” 5 seconds later he’s on the ground from getting his nuts smashed in his stomach, or his teeth are on the ground from a face plant. BUT my all time favorite one was where this kid was jumping off a big ass cliff with his roller-blades he lands it alright, but then you see his leg bones shooting out of his thighs. I piss my pants every time. Hahahahaha “I need to go to the hospital, like now!” Then his dumb ass friend says. “Shouldn’t we call your mom first?” Hahahahaha well this video I found is pretty funny. I hope you like it as much as I did.

It kinda hurts you but then again it’s only mental pain and that goes away

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You’re Fat.

By: Matthew - Filed under: Humor, Reality, Video
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Okay, I’m a big fella, so don’t think I’m making fun of you when I post this. Well I kinda am because you’re a dumb f for doing what skinny people should normally be doing. Then I’d make fun of them too because they’re just as dumb as the heavier people, just skinnier(obviously.) Well here is this video. Ignore the end of the video he’s just saying how gay he is and how Johnny Depp should visit him in his dreams…

Hehehehehe.

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Wanna become a death metal, or hardcore whatever the fuck you call it singer?

By: Matthew - Filed under: General, Reality, Video, music
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Well, I’m pretty this video will give you the extra motivation to do so….. Well not really. I just find it amazing how bad these people are… I love this kind of music, but the fans or whatever they like to call themselves suuuuuuuuck Big Foot’s dick.

Anyway, enjoy achieving your dream

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And The Parents of the Year Goes To………….

By: Matthew - Filed under: Everyday Life, Reality, Video
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None of you fuckers.  You should all be ashamed of yourself.  If I find you on Guild Wars, prepare to get scammed…  But seriously, why do this to your kids? You fail in everything.  No wonder they’re gonna be drug addicts, whores, rapist, murderers later on in life.  All thanks to your amazing skills as mothers and fathers…….

don't fuck with our parents

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